An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday
to do their Christmas shopping. Whilst in a sports shop, the son picks up an
England rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England
supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says,
"Go talk to your mother".
Off goes the little lad with the white rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this
shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says,
"Go talk to your father".
Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this
shirt for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later, they're all back in the car, heading towards home. The
father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something
today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and
already I hate you Aussie bastards."
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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama last week when he
challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded
custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to
live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out
that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.
Custody was granted to the All Black rugby team this morning as the boy firmly
believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
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Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke
anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
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The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft
and no CUP!!!
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Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their
latest stamps? They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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